The U.S. Public Health Security and Bioterrorism Preparedness & Response Act 2002
"With immediate effect, please DO NOT include ANY foodstuffs/drinks in your shipment. Any such items will be subject to inspection by the Food & Drug Administration in conjunction with the Department of Homeland Security and your shipment will therefore be delayed whilst such inspection takes place and you will have to pay the additional costs associated with such delays and handling. In addition, the handling of such inspections will be carried out by unskilled and untrained labour and may result in unnecessary loss of or damage to your furniture & effects and such insurance may be declined by insurers."
So, you don't need to worry one bit, because our country's borders are being guarded against bioterrorism by nice, unskilled and untrained laborers who, in the name of "security", have seemingly been given the green light to plunder and pillage as they see fit. Now don't you feel better?
So, you don't need to worry one bit, because our country's borders are being guarded against bioterrorism by nice, unskilled and untrained laborers who, in the name of "security", have seemingly been given the green light to plunder and pillage as they see fit. Now don't you feel better?
1 comment:
Unbelievable! This is material for Jay Leno's monolog. Probably part of "small print" that people don't read?
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